South By Zen

A Homepage/Webplay By: the Author

INT. HERE, AN ALMOST-BLANK WEBPAGE

ZEN: Welcome to... *drumbeat* A WEBSITE IN PROGRESS!!

       ZEN gestures at the mess of construction materials on the floor. In a website, the natural state of things is unordered. 

RI (offstage): Don't show them where I live! 

       RI is an CYBERSPACE DOG who lives on this site. They're intelligent and like to hide.

ZEN: Anyways, you're going to have to deal with a lot of unfinished pages here. The most finished section is probably the blog, but that's because I need somewhere to put things

RI: I'm building some stairs and a waterslide and - 

ZEN: A research page to show how awesome you are? Anyways, yeah, don't worry, you'll get to meet Ri when the site becomes more complete! We're planning to install an Ambient Chat system, like Jarvis. And music!